Dear Cus, did you see the letter in the Times

Published: Wednesday, June 25, 2014 at 01:30 PM.

Dear Cus, did you see the letter in the Times from the lady that is supporting Gwen Graham and Nancy Pelosi for Congress? (See “Southerland salvo just Tea Party extremism” pg. A4, June 5, 2014 Times) My Uncle Skeeter who is very smart says he believes the writer is qualified to replace Susan Rice on Sunday morning talk shows, whatever that means.

Did you see that part where she called our letterwriting friend Willie Norred a surrogate flack? I had to ask my brother-in-law, Shorty, what that meant. You know, Shorty is smart too. Shorty says it’s somebody that preaches every day of the week except Sunday on subjects ranging from Save Our Bay to Why Butterflies Fly, and if you want to know why butterflies fly, go to your computator and click on Charlie Crist, whatever that means.

I didn’t get that part where she says that out congressman don’t speak nicely about women. How could that be? The man has been married to his high school sweetheart for nearby 30 years and they have four girl children. That’s as silly as saying Gen. Dwight Eisenhower didn’t like soldiers! Think about it!

Folks sure claim lots of Rights I didn’t know about. Some call these people Progressive. Shorty’s twin brother, Stumpy, says Progressives believe that these Rights would have been in our Constitution but they ran out of ink. Think about it!

I’ve had my say but I will leave you with this advice, “save your wooden nickels.” You never know when you may need one to call a taxi. Think about it!

Sand Crab

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